Spoilers-and-Bowties' Random Awesomeness

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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(Source: bobasprite, via pixelatedblowjobs)

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more, via queenmarylinhepburn)

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

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I think I love this a little too much.

(Source: inourfamilyportrait, via lacigreen)

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

(via princess-of-jotunheim)

dogshaming:

Tug-O’-Bra…

Meet Rupert and Alfie the Jack Russells… 1 year old Rupert and his 4 month old adopted brother Alfie decided to play ‘Tug-Of-War’ with their Mum’s bra whilst she was catching up on some well deserved rest…

dogshaming:

Tug-O’-Bra…

Meet Rupert and Alfie the Jack Russells… 1 year old Rupert and his 4 month old adopted brother Alfie decided to play ‘Tug-Of-War’ with their Mum’s bra whilst she was catching up on some well deserved rest…

wellthatsadorable:

lawebloca:

Friends ** video **

LIFEHACK:

1. Watch these gifs over and over 50 times.
2. Watch the video these gifs are from 50 times.
3. Live forever.