Spoilers-and-Bowties' Random Awesomeness

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

thanks for the sexy drunken baby 

(Source: brain-food, via salt-221b-and-the-tardis)

did-you-kno:

A giant panda in China may have faked a pregnancy in order to receive more food and special treatment. Source

did-you-kno:

A giant panda in China may have faked a pregnancy in order to receive more food and special treatment. Source

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

(via allxthirteen)

blvckpoison:

between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

This needs to be shared

(Source: drvgie, via madradrian)

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni, via thekatwhogotthecream)

fightingforanimals:

Baby seagull spray-painted red by cruel vandals

  • The young herring-gull was sprayed all over with red paint by cruel yobs
  • The bird was taken in by Whitby Wildlife Sanctuary in North Yorkshire
  • 'Poppy' will not be live among other gulls as she will be victim of bullying 
  • Wildlife experts call the act ‘disgusting’ and say bird’s feathers are ruined - she will need specialist care for years

A young herring-gull will need specialist care for years after cruel vandals attacked her with spray paint. The bird was taken in by Whitby Wildlife Sanctuary, North Yorkshire, after she was found covered in thick red paint.

The baby gull, who rescuers have named Poppy due to her new colour, is only a few months old and now faces a couple of flightless years while waiting for the damaged feathers to fall out.

'She is only a baby and so she is unable to fly at the moment which means she is fairly easy to get hold of,' Alexandra Farmer, who runs the sanctuary, said. 'It looks like the paint that is used on the road. I think two people must have painted her because they have lifted her wings to paint underneath. One person would have held her and the other would have painted. She won’t be able to fly now because the paint has made the feathers rock hard and stiff. She keeps looking at her feet because they are so red but there is no way to wash it off.

'She's going to need a lot of TLC. The paint is very fumy and I've had to keep her in a well aerated room. She smelt terrible when she was found and that amount of fumes would make breathing quite difficult. They have painted her face and so I am taking her to the vet to make sure she didn’t breathe too much of it in.’

'The bird isn't suitable for the wild and is not suitable to be with her own kind. The feathers are ruined and because she is a sea bird she needs to be well oiled which means she is no longer waterproof. People need to know the dangers. It's just disgusting that people can do this.'

POLICE WILL BE WORKING WITH THE RSPCA TO FIND OUT WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE.

ANYONE WHO HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE INCIDENT OR KNOWS WHO IS RESPONSIBLE SHOULD CONTACT NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE ON 101.

(via artfella)

onthelosingside:

fyantagonist:

Benedict Cumberbatch helps Madame Tussauds artists out with the early sculpting for his new wax figure[HQ]

… is anyone else thinking the wax dummy looks more than ben than ben

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

convertiblemysterymachine:

Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was? 

Because

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BUT IS THAT RED FROM OITNB

(via onlylolgifs)

inkystars:

whilelifepassesby:

aphroditeish:

Klaine… Everywhere

you’ve found paradise

NO YOU HAVEN’T THAT’S THE BREAK-UP RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

inkystars:

whilelifepassesby:

aphroditeish:

Klaine… Everywhere

you’ve found paradise

NO YOU HAVEN’T THAT’S THE BREAK-UP RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

(Source: britstevenson, via bowtiesandwarblers)